fudge it

me: i’ve decided i might be bipolar.
brother #2: tri-polar, more like.
Jan 19
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oh it is on like donkey kong

  • twin A: hey, did you take three Orbits out of my pocket?
  • twin B: no, i only took one...
  • twin A: you didn't! there were four now there is only one!
  • twin B: ...
  • twin A: that's it! you watch, i'm going to eat your Lion Bar now!