brian: I don't want to get a reputation, innit?

me: Er, it might be a bit late for protecting your rep, mate.

brian: Dammit!

me: Yeah yeah, bet you're lovin it!

brian: You got me. I'm a bad gairl!

me: I knew it! Given her education at a girl's school, Bushra saw right through Brian's apparent reluctance at his new-found bad gairl status. 'I was the quiet counsel for many of the popular bad gairls at school', she said. 'Any doubts as a bad gairl would disappear the second they were in the spotlight'.

brian: You can see right through me, Gairl! I'm bad and loving it!

me: Trying to think of some wise words, but at a complete loss. You'd think I'd have something useful to say after two days in glittering outfits with fishtail skirts.

brian: I gotta get me some of those!