me: Here's the thing. My sister and her kids are here. I have a shit load of work to do and my sister expects me to leave at 3 in order to entertain the kids later at nephew #2's birthday party. Yesterday I had to tell nephew #2 to remove his socks from his mouth, then I had to hook up the VCR to the TV only for niece #1 to decide she didn't want sister #2's kids to watch her top cat video. And I'm not going to tell you what niece #2 did in the toilet yesterday. Sister #2 is to stay for approximately three more weeks, but I have a feeling she will be here until the very last day of August. Don't try and stop me J, I'm gonna jump!

J: Holy Moly.

me: Holy Moly, and then some.