Thursday, December 22, 2005

2005. end of.

here’s the thing. i don’t do lists. earlier this year i moved to bradford, transferring my job to leeds at the same time. i said goodbye to all the office people who were made redundant for refusing to transfer to leeds, with the exception of podite who is still hanging on in a neighbouring office in birmingham and haunting the leeds office every now and then. i remember i deliberately kept quiet about this blog when i joined, and then i told S about it. a year later nicky knew about it, and when the end of september 2005 arrived, hey, everyone knows about it.

anyway, i got a new authority, except i don’t think i’ll refer to him as ‘the authority’ because well, it doesn’t seem to fit. mention ‘the authority’ and i’ll assume you’re referring to the authority who plays x-box in his bungalow, owner of a sword he picked up from aston hall, which is (probably) hanging over his fireplace (anybody know where he put it?). anyway. the new authority - he can make a really really good cup of tea - says you’re either one of two people, those who make lists, and those who don’t. just so you know, i don’t make lists. apart from shopping lists. that’s it.

i don’t like to decide on favourites. because in a way people always hold you to them after, don’t they? it bothers me so much. earlier this year i picked up mylo's destroy rock and roll, because i kept hearing about it here and there, i liked the sound of in my arms (information leafblower has a download here, if anyone can get that whole ‘mylo is good, mylo is great’ message across it’s him, i’m rubbish at these things), and then one of colin and justin told heat magazine they had it. well, if colin and justin have it…

i offered to let brother #1 play the mylo cd in his car on a shopping trip to bicester village. but then he refused to give it back, because the nieces loved it so much. fancy that! and then he gave it away to sister #4 after he picked up the re-issued destroy rock and roll, thanks. and er, i can't stand that miami sound machine version. it’s still on the mp3 player, though, so i’m not fed up with it yet.

i picked up nouvelle vague at the same time, and i still listen to it now, especially friday night, saturday morning: i dunno, i think it’s the way the voice begins ‘out of bed at 8am, out my head, by half past ten’, it's exactly how i sound after sleeping off the worst headache/migraine/delete as appropriate in the world, ever. and marian! if i had to pick a favourite intro it would be the first five seconds of marian. i think takk by sigur ros appeared on the internet around the same time. takk is good, but i think it's like something you'd listen to when you're stuck at bradford forster square on a cold and frosty morning.

i admit i’m slow when it comes to music and that includes arcade fire (brian told me about them last year but i er, wasn’t paying enough attention, sorry). brother #4 liked the arcade fire album too. a couple of months ago the twins looked at me with fear when i grabbed the remote off one of them before they could switch channels for the millionth time, arcade fire did rebellion on top of the pops dammit!

i used to read a lot of books years back. i can’t remember reading much for the beginning of this year, which is bad. but then in august office neighbour (hi!), who knew i used to talk books with another office neighbour, gave me a copy of case histories. it was the third one free in an offer, and she’d forgotten she’d bought it already, so i got her spare copy. i’m glad i have a copy to keep, because i really do want to read it again, but some of it was just too sad, kate atkinson does that, and i can’t bring myself to read the olivia story again. is that mad? what makes you think i care? anyway. after that i’d picked up another of her books, behind the scenes at the museum. i don’t think i’ll have trouble reading that one again. and now i’m reading into the wild. i have to finish it before friday because brother #1 wants it back.

brother #1 again. we went to watch a film this summer, which is the only film i’m going to mention. the thing is, we got in his car, drove to the cinema in broad street, where i took a picture of the car park (that one in the complex, what is it called again?), watched batman begins, left the cinema and drove home. the whole time, i don’t think we said a single word to each other. how mad is that?! batman begins was good, though. christian bale needs to sort out his batman voice though, but then again anyone who has blogged about batman begins has probably said exactly the same thing.

wow. this must be the longest blog post ever. which leads me to blogs i got into this year, in no particular order:

shutterfool
poptext
digital eargasm
flip flop flying
attempt to be hip
information leafblower

and that’s your lot. man, it’s been a mad year, innit? see now this is why i don't do reviews. back whenever. ta-ra!

ok. so. you know the scoubidou i was planning to make? i started one off yesterday, call it preparation. it works. but the strands and colours aren't right. so i'm going to try and get some of the official scoubidou strands. in leeds. at lunchtime. christmas. rush hour. yeah right.

anyway. forget me and my teeny tiny scoubidou adventures. nicky has just put pictures of her recent commission online, check out her blog post about it here:



go see the original size here. go!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

i haven't made any scoubidous for a while. i did get back into them but it's so cold up here your hands won't last that long. even so, i came up with an idea for a super duper scoubidou t'other day, based on this one. but my idea will put a bit of a spin on it. i think i'm going to need something to keep me going over the next week. i'll be heading for birmingham with sister #2 and the gang in tow in the next couple of days, innit.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Sunday, December 18, 2005

a very sunday post.

two visits to sister #2's today. niece #2 fell out with me because i asked her to stop blocking the tv, we were watching 'charlie and lola'. on the second visit, niece #2 offered to apologise, but only if i gave her a thousand pounds. i promised her a thousand on her 18th birthday (she will forget by then, right?) anyway. nephew #2 had a joke for me:

him: bushwa! bushwa!
me: what?
him: knock knock.
me: who's there?
him: awuv.
me: ...
him: awuv!
me: awuv who?

and he grabbed me in a bear hug and said 'awuv you too!'

Friday, December 16, 2005

honest. i didn't like nana moon much. everytime she came on the screen i'd mimic her 'ooh, alfie...' or 'alfie darling...' there was something just, i dunno, irritating about her. anyway. i went round to one of the aunts today, her daughter had come round to ours and i walked her home because it was dark. one of the sister in laws was there too. so there we were watching eastenders:

aunt: i can't help it. i like nana moon.
me: hmmm...
sister in law: she's going to die on christmas day, isn't she?
me: really? that's going to be a depressing episode innit. a dead granny, martin and sonia ain't speaking, and then there's all that stuff with johnny allen and his daughter.
aunt: ah, look, alfie really cares about his nana eh?
sister in law: yeah...
me: hang on a second...
cousin: mummy...
aunt: shhh!
me: no way!
sister in law: oh my god!
cousin: mummy...
me: but i thought she was going to die on christmas day!
aunt: oh, that was so sad.
me: i don't get it, is she dead?

yep, nana's gone.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

for the first time in ages i listened to the radio this evening. 'dreams by gabrielle'. which reminded me of quiz kid donnie smith.

funny, i was listening to this on the train this morning.

this end of year list business must be more serious than i thought. i got a word of advice from facelift as i put together a list of picks for spizzazzz:

'GET RID OF GOLDFRAPP!!'

so anyway. i can't believe all that time my blog was red.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

argh, i haven't stopped by diamond geezer for ages. but hey, a post about Space Cadets: 'Space Cadets (C4) is the new TV show in which nine gullible members of the public have been tricked into believing they're in Russia training to be sent into space, but are in fact looking stupid for the cameras in a disused airbase outside Ipswich.' the whole time it has been on i've been sitting there laughing at how stupid the victims of this prank are, and the way Astrid described how a trip to space is probably 'the equivalent of a trip to Chessington World of Adventures, times a thousand'.

so yeah, i'm laughing at those poor suckers when i found this comment on dg:

'My 14 year old reckons we are the ones being fooled ('may the farce be with you') Having watched tonight's episode I reckon he's right. Not a flicker of fear when the countdown led to nothing, then another countdown. Any real launch would have been aborted. Every authentic launch has been done in daylight hasn't it? It's a set up and we are the ones being had. Mind you, I have my doubts about the moon landings too, but I won't go into that.'

hey, what if the joke is on the viewers?

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

office talk

him: right. we'd better get to this meeting.
her: do you know which room it is?
him: yep, it's on the other side of the office.
her: don't panic though, these clocks are a few minutes ahead.
him: i know.
her: in which case, i'm going to head for the ladies.
him: ok, i'll see you in there.
her: in the ladies?
him: ...
her: ...
me: (i like working here.)

so busy...

...i did this mad multitasking yesterday involving taking a bite of a krispy kreme doughnut, putting it back in the bag, removing my earphones, switching off my walkman and hugging one of my friends hi in birmingham yesterday afternoon, all at the same time.

...i managed to convince the podite ( a couple of weeks ago we caught the same train to birmingham, this morning it was the same train to leeds) that the reason so many gardens have trampolines is because the owners have seen donnie darko, and that there is going to be a french fries crisis at mcdonalds because one of their warehouse depots is at hemel hempstead and yesterday i saw a guy wheeling boxes of fries from one mcdonalds to another. so forget petrol. you need to stock up on french fries.

...i'm telling myself i don't need a list. yet.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

i've been working hard for the past few days, and the only way i can get the message across to office people in this oh-so open plan office that i'm unavailable is by plugging my earphones in. slowing down today, and i gave the ears a rest only to get hit by the following water cooler conversation (not exactly by the water cooler, more at the filing cabinet by my desk):

'yer don't hear any funkadelic, psychedelic funk no more, d'yer?'

yeah, man. need to give winamp a break, innit.

the test pilot holiday mix 2005.

i'm going to stick these on a cd and take it over to the girls at sister #1's. a couple of weeks ago, the older sister chased me out of her house screaming like a banshee when she found i had a video of her dancing to 'amarillo' on my phone. last night she managed to get all the kids to join her in a loud screamy screechy singalong to 'like a prayer'.

and another thing, someone sent me a christmas card but left it blank.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

hands up...

...if you received the following text message early this evening:

'O.M.G. Tom Hanks just walked through my office!'

of course, if you sent that message, you're going to blog about it, aren't you?

brian hasn't even had a chance to say 'dude tomorrow's already the tenth' yet and a couple of end-of-year lists have appeared:

silentwordspeakloudest
flipflopflying

i think saw another on bloglines but i can't remember who it was. anyway. maybe i might do one this year.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

ok, scratch yesterday's post. to sum up:

facelift at spizzazzz insisted on a title for my clothesshow post: 'bushra returns to the clothes show live... TO SETTLE SOME SCORES'. next year: bushra might return to the clothes show....with a vengeance. i should stop. this morning my left shoulder was hurting a bit, so in the office kitchen i stretched my left arm round the back of my head, and pulled it until i heard a pop. better. after that i spent the next couple of minutes making a cup of tea, saying 'pop'.

261 pictures! i took 261 pictures at the clothes show! did i have any fun? i can't remember. apart from the game boy micro stand, of course. a couple of weeks ago brother #1 showed me this small nintendo hand held game, mario or something, old, really retro looking. 'wow, did you find that on ebay or something?' i asked. 'nope, found it in the loft. it used to belong to brother #3...' it's his now.

what else. not much else. yesterday sister in law B was telling me how it used to be that the police would come to the killing ground on horseback, but they haven't for a couple of years. she misses them. the horses, that is.

Monday, December 05, 2005

oh so busy. but hey, i managed to draft something on the clothes show for spizzazzz (update: done!), and upload around 100 of the 200 odd pictures i took. my personal highlight didn't involve picking up an oh so cool watch (which i did) but playing with the game boy micro, and if they were selling them i'd have picked one up.

anyway. progress, sorta.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

still got that headache...

...you know, the one i had yesterday. oh, never mind. sister #4 says i'd better be ok for tomorrow. why, yes, tomorrow. the clothes show live, innit. i just need to survive another day of office noise and a train to birmingham. back monday.